Euan

A frequent listener of symphonic goth metal, Euan is the leader of the Euanites, and lives in a spaceship that abducts random people. His brother is a goth. He also thinks he's a professional magic player when he's only won a fnm at clifton twice.

Decks
Death and Taxes: Euan plays this deck across almost all formats because he has lost all concept of the word "fun". He is certain that playing these decks brings fun unto others too, but no one believes him. He even plays a variant of death and taxes in standard, which is depressing because he plays standard and has found a way to make that format even more unfun. Given time, Euan may evolve to playing death and taxes in formats that actually have it as a competitive deck (apparently it's competitve in modern but you shouldn't believe that), but this wont happen any time soon due to euan having phasing.

Medomai: Despite Euan's insistence that he isn't a bellend, he played this deck for several years before retiring it. As he won more games by taking so many turns the opponents conceded because they just wanted to get another game going before euan managed to do something, because he doesnt have a wincon in the deck this makes him a massive hypocrite whenever he trashes narset for being a combo deck, as that at least has a wincon. This deck ran crescendo of war, which was so inneffective it was only useful to him once, promptly after he was wiped by a Atraxa deck which he hadnt focused. He also render silenced a collective voyage whilst playing this deck, which makes him a twat.

Teysa: Euans only competitive EDH deck. It has 1 good combo and its the fucking obvious one that you would think of when you create a list for her. The deck also shits out angel tokens like nobody's business which is sad because they die easily as creatures are overvalued.

Blood Moon Stompy: Euan's attempt at a "fun" deck. It runs blood moon and things to cast while your opponent's being fucked by blood moon. It will also be finished this side of never.