Harley

Harley is the human equivalent of Scornful Egotist. His combat steps take longer than the M15 Azorius control mirror (both lists running no aetherlings) despite the fact that half the time all he has to do is Jund the guy with the most health. Or Anthony.

Harley's greatest accomplishment is eating a fatal push, thus making his body worth more than all alpha copies of the power nine combined. He also discovered why shocklands are called shocklands.

Decks
Drago (degenerate combo deck)

Karametra:

Saskia: Because Harley is a dirty cheat, he ran two temple gardens in this deck. For this sin, he got a lifetime DCI ban. The primary strategy of this deck was playing Saskia and targeting Anthony, or playing Saskia and targeting someone who isn't Anthony, and then attacking Anthony. Despite needing no brain power to pilot, Harley looked like Charlie during the Pepe Silvia bit, as all his mental acuity was focused on finding the fastest possible way to deal lethal damage to Anthony. "No removal, only threats" is the deck's mantra, and Harley successfully channeled this playstyle like Yugi believing in the heart of the cards — because all of the topdecks are useless.

8Rack (not even going to comment about this any more)