Matt

Matt is the epitome of the Timmy player. As in, he fucking sucks. Like seriously, he spent one game on three lands because he had the gall to try and cast a collective voyage while the Overlord had blue mana up. He never actually finishes a list ("not true anymore" — fuck off) but will always manage to buy the most expensive card from a list before abandoning the project.

Decks
Charms: Somewhere in this pile of a hundred cards is the answer to every spell on the stack and creature on the board. Don't expect him to actually draw the right answer at the right time however, as he knows less about what his cards do than the opponent.

Lantern Control (Modern): Jesus Christ, where to begin. This deck is the most cancerous deck in the local meta, and it hasn't even been finished yet and the meta also has a Eldrazi & taxes in it. Matt aims to get good with the deck but that requires more time than matt has ever put into a hobby in his life. The deck aims to lock the opponent out of the game, and then make them so demoralised they drop out of the event and commit suicide. This clearly means that it's a fun deck and deserves to be in any meta. Also the subreddit for it is so tryhard one of them made a guide on how to cheat but rules lawyer it so that they aren't cheating.

Melek (EDH) - is kill

Animar (Never to be finished)

Ponza (Modern): This deck is a lower powered ponza deck due to matt cheaping out on several things, however it still manages to win half of the time against dredge. I'm not sure in who's favour that is.

Daxos the Returned (EDH) - is kill

Nekusar (EDH): Matt's latest edh deck built around a commander for assholes. The deck aims to get its commander out and then cast as many wheel effects as humanly possible to kill all the other players. The deck used to have a discard theme but matt removed it because he realised how trash it was. It's better than some of his others though.