Euanite-Harley War

As everyone knows, the leader of the Euanites, Euan, is a benevolent overlord who only wishes to see his subjects prosper through the repeated flickering of Blade Splicers. But when Harley (an unnatural race comprised of a singular despicable being who thinks himself a god) denied that Haru was best girl, the Euanites had no choice but to attack.

Harley's tactics in the war are widely considered to be sadistic war crimes, such as eating copies of innocent Thraben Inspectors and hard earned full-art clue tokens, and Monster acid rain that scorched the surface of the Euanite's home dimension (an infinitely stretching ghost-quarter.) In retaliation for this atrocity, the Euanites locked him an alternate reality for only a second from this universe's perspective, but he aged three hundred billion years. It is rumoured that this prison was comprised entirely of tucs, and that Harley now has an intense craving for what is now the only food that can truely sustain his malicious desires.